Saturday, October 22, 1994

Cirrus 23 (Club)

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Exploding in October!

Cirrus 23

Controls The Universe





Cirrus 23
Night Club

10089 Jasper Ave.

A Project…

Objective: An Experiment to probe the inner-workings of the Human Psyche. By using positronic, electronic, and Neuro-Electronic interfacing as our medium for collecting audio and visual stimulus data.

Hypothesis: We will find beings capable of enduring hours of New Vibes, being Impelled through a Multi-Megawatt Audio and Visually Controlled Environment, free of violence, and surrounded by love, peace, and unity.

Control Variable: Our controlled variable is using a random control group of humans that are 6574.5 Days Of Age or older. Proper Identification must be presented to security personnel.

Manipulative Variable: Expose our sample group to degrees of auditory and visual intensities Never Before Attempted in a controlled environment.

Experiment 1:
Date Fri.10.14.1994
Opening date, Expose our group to the test site.

Experiment 2:
Date Sat.10.22.1994
This Experiment is one of such great Magnitude that it will send a recorded signal so intense it can only be measured on the Richter scale! (7.8)

On this Date Cirrus 23’s Most Elite DJ Cutastrophe Will Expose Edmonton to New Deep House Dance Music Unsurpassed by Any Niteclub Within a 3000 km Radius…

DJ’s on the Nite…
DJ Cutastrophe (Cirrus 23)
DJ Locks Garant (Dance Factory/Groove Cafe)
Simon Locke (Freelance)

And Special Guest…
Dickey Doo (Vinyl Vancouver)


Experiment 3:An ongoing interactive study to find our ultimate beings…
start date Fri.10.14.1994… end date Sun.10.14.2323

Please join us on this adventure & experience what Edmonton has been missing


Attractions

Cirrus 23 Get Smart Bar featuring: Quantum Punch ; Orbit Juice ; Memory Fuel ; and many other Mind Altering Smart Drinks

Multi-Megawatt Body Rock Sound System ; Cyber-Intelligent Lighting System
  
Watch the Following Info Outlets for Further Advertising [Logos]

Call Info Line For Further Instructions
1-403-988-4734

Cirrus 23 Night Club… Setting Precedents For Past, Present, and Future Generations…

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